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Attention Men of Phoenix.
Be on the lookout for the following girls. Should you see them, approach with caution. They are notoriously drunk and their actions can not be predicted. They were last seen breaking hearts and drinking shots at Furio in Scottsdale. Rumor has it that they will be bringing their unique style of mayhem and madness to E4 and all of it's various cheesy theme rooms.
Sarah "La Petit Mort" Murray
Janet "Lonely JEW on Christmas" White
These women should be considered armed and dangerous with curves. They are rumored to be looking to paint the town red and the balls blue. Consider yourselves warned.
Statement from Mark Sugarhorn, the latest victim
"First I asked if I could buy them a drink, and they said yes. The next thing I know I'm in some back alley with no money, puke on my shirt, and a phone number written on a napkin that says '1-800-you-suck" love J and S. And for some reason my backside hurts."
The victim
Be on the lookout for the following girls. Should you see them, approach with caution. They are notoriously drunk and their actions can not be predicted. They were last seen breaking hearts and drinking shots at Furio in Scottsdale. Rumor has it that they will be bringing their unique style of mayhem and madness to E4 and all of it's various cheesy theme rooms.
Sarah "La Petit Mort" Murray
Janet "Lonely JEW on Christmas" White
These women should be considered armed and dangerous with curves. They are rumored to be looking to paint the town red and the balls blue. Consider yourselves warned.
Statement from Mark Sugarhorn, the latest victim
"First I asked if I could buy them a drink, and they said yes. The next thing I know I'm in some back alley with no money, puke on my shirt, and a phone number written on a napkin that says '1-800-you-suck" love J and S. And for some reason my backside hurts."
The victim
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